i am moving to Pangea.
anyone out there familiar with the dress code? language? mating rituals? whether or not underweater basket weaving is a feasable third or fourth side hobby? does kiwifruit come in both green and yellow? can i train for the Iditarod? go to space camp? bring my kayak? drink my coffee black? are there any holidays? a tupac shakur rememberence day? are they aware of amelia bedelia's impact in society? big pun? are krispy kreme donuts available drive-thru styles? is there pie? is the animaniacs theme song still as annoying? will the wu tang clan be bringing their summer tour? do they show supermarket sweep re-runs? what about the cosby show? and the nick classic hey dude? can my cons be camo? do they know bette and tina? do they have famous athletes on their wheaties boxes? do wheaties even exist there? what about cap'n crunch with crunch berries? skim milk? heineken? ballet slippers? will my original NES be compatible with the electrical outlets? will i be able to ride my bike on the left side of the road and remain conscious? do parchment and quill remain acceptable forms of communication? what about odes? haiku's? telegrams? stop.
SO many questions. let me know if you know. ya know? thanks.
SO many questions. let me know if you know. ya know? thanks.
posted by jodi.2 at 2:09 PM
19 Comments:
wtf? jodi??? to answer your questions i say....ive got no freakin clue.
ooo....more questions. u can go to space camp, dont bring your kayak, not enough room. drink your coffee black please, it makes for a more entertaining jodi, there probably are holidays, however, they probably dont celebrate the same ones we do here. no on tupac, amelia bedelia....hah...havent heard that one in a while. no krispy kreme...yes on pie...of course. yes on anamaniacs. no on wu tang...no sss. of course cosby. wheaties....hah...do u seriously care?? they better have capn crunch. ew skim milk. blah. please on the heineken...slippers???? no on the outlets. and yes you can ride your bike...as long as you dont get hit. ;) anything used to communicate is of course acceptable forms of communication. never let go of your odes. nor haikus...nor telegrams. and never stop rambling on showing us just how crazy the incredible mind of the ADD jodi is. ;)
yes..
dind ding ding ding ding....NEXT
I'll take history for 200
Amelia Bedelia taught me how to draw curtains. Her societal impact must be felt throughout the universe. Why would there be a country without pie? Surely no place can exist. There *must* be pie. You know my feelings on Hey Dude, and the future Mrs. Ben Stiller (yuck). Perhaps the Pangean television programmers are not evil and have allowed said show to remain on air. Or they may be quite retro and could have only recently discovered the magical show about kids on a ranch. This last theory would obviously preclude them from having any knowledge of Bette & Tina. Or Kelka, for that matter. So ask yourself this question, Jodi, do you want to live in a world without Kelka?
Ok so you mamaged to develop time travel without me?? Well if you do manage to make it to the Paleozoic or Mesozoic eras, send me a post card or at least bring me back something cool, k!?
Oh and while you're at it, in between now and then that is, cam you do something about the problem we discussed before, i.e. Betty, thanks homie!!
~ VB out! :)
Ahhhhh, Jodi.2,
Does this mean that you are NOT moving in with me then, my dear?
~Disappointed....Minnie across the river
;-)
ohh cool pangea... i have no aswers to you questions but i will ask you to send me some pics...
hope you get you answer from someone smarter than me or a local or a smart local, hahaha.
mucho love, s
OK *streches*
First off Tupac is not dead, it was all and elaborate hoax!
I will go to Pangea as well and in the extensive studies that I have done on it I feel that your NES will work with the proper Pangea approved power adapter, now don't just get the plug converter get the power adapter so you don't blow out your NES like I did with my flat iron! They do have supermarket sweep there and remember go for the meat and cheese section, or diapers.
When I get there I will kick your ass at Mike Tyson's Punch Out while wearing pink camo cons and underoos (the underwear that is fun to wear).
Gonna go surf the Juan De Fuca down under Seatle while writing an ode about crunch berries!
Slutisima
Move to Pangea, no pasports required!
I'm confused...er...yeah.
OYO.OLE!
Pan-ge-what?!
I don't know where that is, but can I go with you?
Jodi, Jodi, Jodi ... all I have to say is this: I love reading your ramblings; they're always entertaining and fun to read.
Do you actually stil have your original NES gaming system? I don't even still have my PS1.
Janie's to do list:
(1) roast marshmellows over the Mid Atlantic Ridge
(2) dive to the bottom of the Marianas Trench to pick up a penny
(3) lay my head on pillow lava to see if it is soft
(4) figure out what pose I will make for a pyroclastic flow, I mean I want the scientists who find me to understand who we are as a people, I am thinking about flashing the shocker but am still undecided.
SLUT
Slut, I vote for flashing the shocker, educational for the future masses!! :)
ChAzZa WaS hErE... i'Ll Be BaCk SoOn!!!
SLUTcast #9 is up!
Janie
wait isn't pangea when all of the continents were connected together?!?!?!
yes and also voted #1 four years in a row by vegnews readers.
YO!
That's it... hope your interview went well today.
To infinity and BEYOND!
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